Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize