Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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