This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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