he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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