think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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