Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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