I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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