matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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