the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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