I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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