i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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