new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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