Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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