I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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