You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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