no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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