so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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