I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So vagazzling was a success
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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