i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Michael Bay diarrhea
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
