have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
