Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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