the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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