It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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