Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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