We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
