OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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