Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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