Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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