Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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