she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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