no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
