That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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