You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
this will be a night to untag.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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