I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
