So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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