if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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