I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
