the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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