Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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