I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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