Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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