i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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