I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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