if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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