Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Is Oprah even human
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
