He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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