can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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