I want to have your abortion
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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