Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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