After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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