Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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