i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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