I CAN MOONWALK!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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