Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I am puke
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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