butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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