i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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