My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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