im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
smell my finger.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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