What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Dick very happy bro
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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