Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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