when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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